Why hello there!
Welcome to my website.
I’m Lizzy.
I’m 36.
I live with my 2 daughters in a super cute village just outside Nottingham, UK.
I know a ‘proper’ about page is meant to be about you, but sort of about me, but mostly about you… but… eh… I’m going to straight up tell you about me and you can decide if I’m someone whose world you want to be in. Cool?
An unordered list of facts and tidbits:
⭐ This is my third online business. I started with marching stars zine distro when I was 17, followed by The Pillow Fort, and then I started this in early 2015.
⭐ Originally I started as a VA, which morphed into a Tech VA… and then I become one of the first 4 (Convert)Kit Certified Experts, and now I’m sort of a multi-offer online business strategist. I create and sell a bunch of different online courses and trainings on different online businessy topics. The vibe is more sales, more often, more fun.
⭐ I love to grow. I’ve spent over $150k in the past 10 years immersing myself in anything and everything to do with the online business world.
⭐ My brain doesn’t stop. I wake up in the morning and I’m instantly in go-mode about everything online business.
⭐ I have ADHD.
⭐ I used to say I had Chronic Fatigue Syndrome/ME for over 16 years (ranging from mild to moderate), but now I think that might have actually been ADHD burnout. 😅 But either way, I get what it’s like to have other time commitments and responsibilities calling out for you so you can’t devote all your time and energy on your business. I want to help you maximise the time you have. Minimum work, maximum success is one of my life mottos.
⭐ I'm really into my women's football (England and Spurs).
⭐ I’m a trained lollipop lady (/crossing guard for my North American friends)
⭐ I’m queer
⭐ I’m a feminist
⭐ I’m vegan
⭐ I'm very distantly related to Walt Disney.
⭐ I drink a lotttt of tea
⭐ I watch a whole lot of tv.
⭐ My big 'why' is Disney cruises. I'm joking... but not entirely 😅
⭐ I have a first class degree in Theology from the University of Nottingham, but would describe myself as an atheist/humanish.
⭐ I’m a huuuge Tegan and Sara fan and have seen them 75.5 times in 11 countries.
⭐ In a former life (Students’ Union politics) I won some awards for being awesome.
Personality Type
I love a good personality test and I’ve done a few over the years, so if you are into them too, here’s how I measure up:
16 Personalities: The Commander (ENTJ-A) - this one has changed in recent years and I'm having an existential crisis about that 🤷♀️
Wealth Dynamics: Creator
Fascination Advantage: The Victor (Prestige and Power)
CliftonStrengths: Command, Activator, Futuristic, Relator, Competition.
Sacred Money Archetypes: Maverick, Romantic, Ruler
Kolbe Score: 8-5-4-3
Human Design: Generator
Last updated: 8th May 2026 – not much changes between updates. I usually just get older 🤷♀️